دیشب اومدم خود کشی کنم
رفتم از سوپر سره کوچمون تیغ خریدم رفتم نشستم تو حموم، وقتی که اومدم تیغ رو بکشم
رو رگم یه هو دیدم که خودمون تو حموم تیغ داریم اینقدر اعصابم خورد شد که هیچی
دیگه، خود کشی نکردم! (از دفتر خاطرات یک خسیس)
"آخرش هیچی نمیشی" چیست؟ نوید آینده ای مبهم از سوی والدین به فرزندان !
بقیه در ادامه مطلب
پلیسه به یارو میگه : گواهینامه داری؟ میگه : بزار داشبورد رو ببینم شانس بیاری که داشته باشم ، کارت راه بیفته
معلم: اگه ۱۰۰۰ تومن داشته باشی و از
بابات هم ۱۰۰۰
نوع مطلب : سرگرمی، طنز، جوک و اس ام اس،
برچسب ها : اس ام اس خنده دار، جوک،
لینک های مرتبط :
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